I will be my own valentine because I'm fucking...
When I see ridiculous statuses on Facebook, and...
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment: when you realize that it took Akon 4 years to go from “I wanna f*ck you” to “I just had sex”
I'm drunk; what's up, bitches?!
I just had a thought.
justnithya: You know when you walk in a room and you just forget why you went in there? What if life was like a game of sims? And someone just deletes the action you were about to do? Yeah, mindfuck.